Welcome to the Artificial Turf Federal Sports Penitentiary where lowlifes, maggots, thugs, vermin, scoundrels, incorrigibles and miscreants reside. And those are the complimentary words. The Turf FSP is not a nice place. No TV, no conjugal visits, no weightlifting to become bigger and stronger criminals. None of that nonsense. This ain't no country club prison. The Turf FSP is a place of hard labor where abusing prisoners is not only expected by the guards but encouraged.
JUDGE, JURY AND WARDEN: Bill Rogan

Click on a picture for the crimes and the TURF sentences handed out to these bums.

 

More prisoners coming soon. Overcrowding is not a consideration in The Turf Federal Sports Penetentiary.