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Al Davis
From "Just Win Baby" to "More Luxury Boxes", the Oakland Raiders owner has become a joke. The worst owner in the NFL which is saying something. He gets put in the Turf Prison for his numerous frivolous lawsuits (I hope The Turf doesn't get sued for this), catering to the criminal element seen at Raiders games and for having a mug that scares women and children. What the hell happened to his face? Would get harsher penalty except for the implementation and implantation of the Raiders cheerleaders.
TURF SENTENCE: WEEKENDS DURING FOOTBALL SEASON (FOR THE NEXT 5 SEASONS) SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SEE HIS HIDEOUS TEAM PLAY, NOR DO THEY HAVE TO SEE HIM. PROBATION THE REST OF THE YEAR.
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