Ron Artest

NBA'er Ron Artest is the newest member of the Turf Prison. After years of ill behavior its time Ron settle down for a while. His most recent problem was a domestic violence arrest. He was a central figure in the Pacers-Pistons brawl and has been fined and suspended by the NBA for unsavory behavior. TURF SENTENCE: 15 YEARS. (Gets off lightly since he played at St. John's and was one of BR's favorite players. However, gets additional time for putting out a crummy rap album.)